Happy Earth Day

I have to type from the desk top,with the broken keyboard tray.  I  have been unable to use my laptop since yesterday because my WiFi is flaccid and in desperate need of an electronic  Viagra.  Beans…

Last night was a long one. Due to the impending rain and thunderstorms  that never occurred, I opted for 2 miles on the treadmill over the 3 mile walk with Bridget.  I really have to give props to Bridget here.  When we took our first walk, she did sorta kinda whine a bit. About everything, from the hills to the distance to the speed and even that her clothes did not match exactly.   But hey, that’s Bridget, and I love her.   She has even perfected whining with only her eyes, making not a sound, just like my dogs.   I wish she could teach my children this trick.  But on our last walk, she was awesome.  She keeps a good pace, and good conversation, and the only time she whined was when we went up Barth Street, and I was most definitely whining too. That hill is a VICIOUS! ! Oh my goodness! I am so glad I have gotten her up and moving too. Not that she needs it weight wise cause my goal is to actually wear HER clothes someday (giggle), but exercise is good for the whole body, mind and spirit and I am super glad that she is joining me.  And I really love her clothes.

Dave went to work yesterday ( yes, he is back to work, thank you sweet baby Jesus) and told his boss about this blog.   His boss had heard of this since he is my  Facebook friend, but had never read it.  He thought that the content of the blog was me making fun of fat people.  What a friggen hoot!! I laughed right out loud! Umm no….it’s just me making fun of  fat me! I am really super nervous that Dr. Bob the Bossman will learn of this blog  soon as well, and I am hoping that he never reads it.  WARNING: The information contained on this site is way more information than you ever wanted to know about your  long time employee. While I do have a very small male reader population, it currently does not consist of my dad and my boss.  And I really would rather it stay that way.  Just sayin’

I am not a fan of  very little sleep. I think we should start a page on Facebook, become a fan of “Not a fan of very little sleep”. Oh wait, we aren’t fans anymore, we just ” like”.  Stupid idea, this “Like” business.  Of course we like it, that is why we are FANS.  Anyway, last night, I had very little sleep. And when I did manage to fall asleep, I would wake up because I had to pee.  I am really getting sick of all the peeing going on in my life. I am drinking water like it is going out of style, because I have given up all other forms of liquid and solid pleasures.   I can’t make it to the grocery store and back without having to empty my bladder at least once. I barely can make it through the 3 mile walk without a trip into someone’s rhododendron bushes. My boss has threatened to move my desk and phone line into the bathroom at work.  It’s really that bad.

And don’t even get me started on what all this roughage has done to my digestive system.   I am like a horse.  Every time I take a step, I have to poop. You can only imagine how uncomfortable these walks have been, what with a full bladder and overactive bowel.  It’s becoming quite a nuisance.   Based on my bowel habits alone, this relationship is bound to fail.

So in celebration of Earth Day, I am going to pick up trash on my walk tonight, and make a good, solid effort to not excrete any of my bodily wastes  along the way.  Wish me luck.

Today’s playlist song was submitted by Paula Burdick of Florida, MA.  This is one of my absolute favorite ” get yo butt movin” songs, but it is absolutely inappropriate for children under the age of 18 and senior citizens, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t enjoy sex and profanity.  Hey, like I said, it’s one of my favorites!   This is “Crazy Bitch” by BuckCherry.  Killer beat…