Mission Log…

Mission Goals: Kill FatChick…forever

Mission Obstacles: The freezing cold weather, for one. And FatChick’s dire need for chocolate.

Cigarettes Smoked: I’d rather not discuss it

Calories Consumed:  At least 100, every couple hours. 

Pounds Lost: THIRTEEN!!!!!

Misson Log:

The battle ensues, but FatChick is waving the white flag.  She is surrendering.  She has put up a tremendous effort to stay alive thus far, but I am happy to report that she has been fatally wounded and she be will shown no mercy.

I have slain 13lbs off of FatChick’s frame.  13 blubbery, jiggly, fatty pounds.  Good riddance.  Two entire pants sizes.  I am thinking about buying FatChick some thongs ** giggle**….Well, perhaps I will hold off until her Joanne is entirely cleared up, which, incidentally, is starting to bother her again.  Stupid Joanne.

The recent cold weather has put a damper on our evening walks outdoors, but I have pushed FatChick onto the treadmill every night for those 3 miles.  I am enjoying every second of it. So is she.

FatChick has taken to singing at the top of her lungs while walking.  This is somewhat embarrassing when out in public, but at home, it is appropriate.  Yesterday, while she was actually singing and dancing on the treadmill to The Bangles “Hazy Shade of Winter”, she yelled out at the top of her lungs ” MORE COWBELL!!”.  This was incredibly amusing to me, and to the family members that heard her,  but I do also really like the cowbell part of that song.

Mission Control is elated over the success of this mission.  He is, however, incredibly sad to see the Weapons of Mass Destruction gradually  dwindle away.  I keep trying to assure him that this is normal, and these are the first things  to be destroyed.  He almost cried.  I am not worried.  They can’t get that small, for Pete’s sake.

Further report next week….

Today’s playlist song is ” Hazy Shade of Winter” by The Bangles….MORE COWBELL!!

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